Stolen from my favorite Charlie

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here! [link]

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Why can't everything orange be Layla? (My thoughts exactly...)

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
You can do it when you Layla it. (Did anyone else think that sounded sexual?)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
The real smell of Layla (......What?)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Th Layla that refreshes (Whuuuut?)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Where there is Layla there is pleasure (...Riiiiight)

6. To someone you dislike?
Doing it right before your Layla (Jesus christ superstar! What does that mean!?)

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
you excuse yourself?
Moms like you choose Layla (That makes me sound like a pedophile...)

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
My anti-drug is layla... (...AND SECKS!!!!)

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
If you really want to know, look in the Layla (Again, that sounds sexual....)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Top breeders reccomend Layla (It sounds like I really want to get laid...)

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
We don't make Layla. We make Layla better. (YEAH BITCH I DON'T NEED YOU!)

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Hungry? Why wait? Grab a Layla! (That doesn't make sense but I'd probably say it anyway.)

13. What are the best words to describe you?
P-p-p-pick up a Layla (Suuuure...)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Snap, Crackle, Layla (My adventures with cereal!)

15. Your last words before you die...
From our Layla to yours. (You have a Layla toooo?)

16. Your message to a special someone..
Tonight let it be Layla (... wow...)

17. Title of this post will be..
Get the door- it's Layla. (Hell yes.)